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The Brain Of A Typical False Preacher!

Posted by Job on March 29, 2008

This may seem harsh, but it is utterly Biblical! I have “adapted” this from Spiritual Pathways Ministries, who used it to refer to a specific false preacher, but when you realize how the Bible describes the depravity of false preachers and their followers,  the shoe fits them all, so I am going to make them all wear it!

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The specific areas in mind are:

ATTENTION SPAN: If you will notice that cranial area is small. That is the attention they pay to what the Bible actually says, and also the attention that they pay to the words and example of Christians that are actually trying to understand and obey the Bible. Another more medical term for it is lip service and false preachers have plenty of lip.

AVOID PERSONAL QUESTIONS AT ALL COST AREA: This part of the false preacher’s brain functioning is on full alert as they avoids personal questions and accountability to the Bible like the plague. Plague albeit is a good term for their peaching style.

LAME EXCUSES GLAND: This gland is in full operation daily for false preachers (and their followers) as they attempts to justify all sorts of crazy things which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt as to perverted their brain really are and what low energy flow they have. How they (and their supporters) justifies their false doctrines and evil actions  and then peddles it to the world is beyond me.

DANGEROUS PURSUITS AREA: This area of false preacher and follower – or to some vernacular favored by some the pulpit pimp and the sheeple – provides evidence for crazy behavior. The reckless abandon of common sense is evident to all who know the Bible (and even those that have some general idea of morality and propriety by way of God’s common grace) and brain surgery may allow them to lessen their reign of terror upon people.

SEX, SEX: Modern day Christians that defile themselves with the doctrines of Baal, Belial, Jezebel, etc. by following false preachers are known for their shockingly carnal mindset and actions. Is there any wonder why rates of adultery, abortion, divorce, etc. are as high among churchgoers as they are among the regular population? Further, popular preachers and Chri$tian entertainer$ are now routinely selling sexuality for fame and profit: see our series sex sells especially in the church for only part of it! Another ministry as a Christian Erotica section that talks about it even more.

I am sure you will agree that the functioning of the false preacher and false preacher disciple brain explains a lot. Whatever it lacks I’m quite sure that the Lame Excuses Gland will make up for it in abundance. I suppose I could sum up by labeling all this Cranial Crapola. All this comes about by having a reprobate mind (Romans 1:28) to do all those things that are not fitting. It should also be noted that it was God who gave them over to this reprobate mind. For the longest time the brains of – again to use the common vernacular – pulpit pimps and their sheeple have “Become futile in his thoughts and his foolish heart was darkened” Romans 1:21.

Yes, I’m afraid that false preachers and their followers do need some brain surgery to remove many unnecessary functions. I pity the poor surgeon that has to do that task.

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4 Responses to “The Brain Of A Typical False Preacher!”

  1. PJ Miller said

    Great post Job…and kudos to Spiritual Pathway!

    The only significant part of the ‘brain above’ i see missing is the one which periodically flashes $$$$$ signs to the frontal lobe.

    aha!

  2. […] The Brain Of A Typical False Preacher Posted on March 29, 2008 by pjmiller Job, at Jesus Christology has a good post up today, The Brain Of A Typical False Preacher […]

  3. citizenwells said

    “And the notion that somehow it’s cute or amusing, or a useful diversion, I think, is something that all of us have to recognize is just not the case. We all have First Amendment rights. And I am a constitutional lawyer and strongly believe in free speech, but as a culture, we really have to do some soul-searching to think about what kind of toxic information are we feeding our kids,”

  4. Would you like a sample of my blood ?

    My entire life, with the exception of the first ten years, has truly been a living hell. One event after another was set against me. It defied logic. The laws of probability were being broken over and over and over and over and over and over and over. I was and am as gentle as a lamb, but I have been, and still am being, treated as though my value is no greater than absolute trash. I have given far more than just my life to save those other than myself, yet no one says a word of thank you. Why ?

    Who am I ?

    I carry with me a small bottle partially filled with my crystallized blood that I had swept off the apartment floor. Satan tried to take 100% control of me such that it would be a 100% advantage to him. He intended to break my mind such that I would approve of all negativities rather than continue to approve only the positive. He came close to succeeding. The time that this peaked was September 11, 2001. As I was being cast out of this world, he entered. He laughed as he proceeded to treat many a man as shooting targets.

    Knowing his intensions, intentions of an evil of infinite magnitude, I had no choice but to end my life to prevent him from breaking my mind. He intended to break my mind such that all truths that sit within it would be truths no longer. He intended to allow deceit to rule instead. 2 1/2 days later, my eyes opened once again. My war against evil continued.

    Who am I ?

    Why do you spit in my face ?
    Why do you spit into the face of truth ?
    Why ?

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